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Pricing

No 'price on request'.

Everything's plus VAT. Same price for everybody, and it isn't negotiable.

One Tuesday every quarter for your clients and target accounts

The Residency

The Residency

The one I'd take.

£40,000

a year plus VAT · £500 a seat

£250 a seat less than one night

  • Four Tuesdays, one a quarter, each date confirmed in writing
  • 80 seats, 10 to 30 at each night
  • Move seats between nights up to each sign-by date
  • Four invoices of £10,000 + VAT, one before each night
    Plan your 80 seats

Founding members, first five only

  • Rate held for three years
  • First refusal on next year

Join for the year

Try one

£15,000

plus VAT · £750 a seat

  • One night
  • 20 seats
  • Fixed at twenty
  • One invoice of £15,000 + VAT, within 14 days of confirmation

Comes off the year if you join within thirty days of your night.

Book one night

Same night either way.

  • Your own named area
  • Two DJs, an MC and a live act
  • Food and drink all night
Nothing invoiced until the night's confirmed. If it never confirms, you've paid nothing.

Is that a lot?

Compared to what?

Entry prices for the things your clients already get invited to. All published, all per person, checked 14 October 2026. Mine's plus VAT, and the sources say which of theirs are.

Tap a row to see where the number comes from.

Most of those cost your client a working day. Mine costs them an evening.

The old way

An executive roundtable dinner

From £833 a guest, plus VAT

Ten to twelve people round a table, one from each company, and somebody moderating.

Mine

A seat at The Residency

£500 a seat, plus VAT

Three or four people from each account, a dance floor, and nobody at the front.

How a seat compares with dinners, roundtables and the races

Sources

Sources. Published entry prices, so "from", per person. Wimbledon, Keith Prowse, the Championships' official hospitality partner, The Lawn 2027, £1,395 plus VAT. The British Grand Prix, Silverstone 2027 hospitality brochure, Racing Green, race day Sunday, £1,289 including VAT, so £1,074 plus VAT. The Open, The R&A 2027 hospitality brochure, Premium, Thursday 15 July 2027, St Andrews, £975 plus VAT. England v Scotland, Allianz Stadium Twickenham, British Airways Rose Garden, Saturday 13 March 2027, £899 plus VAT. Roundtable dinner, Gordon Glenister, executive roundtable dinner in London, £10,000 plus VAT for 10 to 12 guests, so from £833 a guest. Tech awards dinner, Banking Tech Awards, 3 December 2026, Hilton Park Lane, individual seat £795 plus VAT. Queen's, LTA, HSBC Championships 2027, men's event, Love Fifteen, £565 plus VAT. Premier League football, Arsenal official hospitality, Club 1886, from £520 a person at Arsenal men's games. Cheltenham, Cheltenham Festival 2027, The Venue, from £499 plus VAT, via Racing Breaks, an official Jockey Club partner. Royal Ascot, Royal Ascot 2027, The Pavilion, from £425 a person, via Eventmasters, an official hospitality supplier appointed by Ascot Racecourse. An Ashes Test, Edgbaston 2027, hospitality from £349 a person, Edgbaston's own announcement, 17 August 2026. Checked 14 October 2026.

Straight up

Five things before you ask.

  • Not deductible

    Add twenty per cent and get no relief on any of it.

  • Dearer than hiring a room

    It should be. A room doesn't come with the line-up.

  • No report after

    Photographs and a short film. Nothing about your guests.

  • Turnout is yours

    Your clients and your invitations. I won't put a number on who turns up.

  • No stage time

    Nobody gets five minutes at the front. Not me, not you.

The practical bits

When you pay, and what you're committing to.

Four invoices of £10,000 + VAT

  1. Night one, 23 Mar

    Invoiced 22 Jan

    Within 30 days

    £10,000 + VAT

  2. Q2

    Invoiced 1 Mar

    Paid by 31 Mar

    £10,000 + VAT

  3. Q3

    Invoiced 1 Jun

    Paid by 30 Jun

    £10,000 + VAT

  4. Q4

    Invoiced 1 Sep

    Paid by 30 Sep

    £10,000 + VAT

Q2, Q3 and Q4, each date confirmed in writing once the venue's held. Your four nights are the first four confirmed after you sign, whatever the year.

Sign by 22 January to be in the room on 23 March.

Payment, term and tax for The Residency
The Residency
The price£40,000 a year plus VAT. Four invoices of £10,000 plus VAT, so £12,000 four times a year, £48,000 including VAT in all.
How it's billedEach night is invoiced on the 1st of the last month of the quarter before, and paid by the end of that quarter. So nothing is booked for a night until it's paid for. The first night is the exception: invoiced 22 January, paid within 30 days. Payment is by bank transfer.
TermTwelve-month commitment. Twelve months from your first night, or until your fourth night has been delivered, whichever is later.
LeavingYou may cancel at any time. The fee for the term remains payable.
One night instead£15,000 plus VAT, one invoice, paid in full in cleared funds within 14 days of the night being confirmed.
TaxNo corporation tax relief, and the VAT isn't recoverable. Same as any client entertaining (HMRC VAT Notice 700/65).
Not includedGetting guests there or home, hotels, gifts, and VAT. Every price is plus VAT and that's the only extra.

The overview

Twelve pages. Easy to forward to whoever signs it off.

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The one-pager

The whole thing on one page.

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Need it signed off? Here's the write-up, ready to forward to your boss or finance. Procurement need a supplier pack? It's on the write-up.

The Residency terms

That's the price. Nothing underneath it.

Nothing invoiced until the night's confirmed · Every line of the spec, or you don't pay for what's missing · I never pay a supplier out of money you haven't sent